This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, "What
did you steal?" She said, "A can of peaches."

The judge asked her why she had stolen the can
peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge
asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail". Before
the judge could pronounce the punishment, the woman's 
husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say 
something. The judge said, "What is it?" 
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."